Saturday, July 26, 2014

What is Your Most Embarrassing Moment? Here is One of Mine.

Yesterday, after an awesome yoga class which was by far the most intense I had yet, the hubby and I spent some quality time together. We went for breakfast at one of our favorite spots, Babystacks, and then headed to Town Square so I could pick up some makeup at Sephora. I drank a lot of water that morning so needless to say, nature had called upon me. Close to Sephora there are restrooms so I handed hubby my small Sephora bag and darted off. I went in to the bathroom and couldn't help but notice that there was a bit of an odor and thought to myself "Wow, it smells pretty bad in here. They should do something about that!" Seriously, it was pretty gnarly. 

Determined to get back to hubby in a flash, and far away from that odor, I gathered myself up when I was done and headed over to the sinks to wash my hands. 

That was when I knew things had gone terribly wrong. 

As I went over to the sinks I walked past the same urinals (yes, you read that correctly) that I had walked by when I first walked in but had tragically failed to notice. Mentally, I was thinking "Oh shit. Oh dammit, Karen. Please don't let a dude walk in right now. Please, oh please." 

I hurried over to the sink and quickly washed my hands, praying that no one would walk in as I walked out. Perhaps I can escape this with no one the wiser. 

Not bloody likely. 

I did get my wish. No dudes had entered while I was hurriedly getting myself out of there. However, I was far from being safe. I still had to make an exit. I grabbed the door handle, tossed the paper towel in the garbage can without looking to see if it made it to its proper destination, and ran out the door. It was then that I noticed that a woman was headed right towards me and towards the door that I should have chosen. Damnit! 

She looks at me, and then looks at the direction I came from, and then back to me with the most confused look on her face. I couldn't help but laugh as I shrugged my shoulders, smiled, and ran over to where to hubby was standing. I laughed very, very hard at that point as I explained to Ben what I had done. He had no idea I had made that error but I had to tell him what had happened. It was too damn funny not to. 

As embarrassing (though very funny) as it was at least there was no gentlemen in that bathroom during this entire incident. I might have been stuck in there for awhile because there is no way I would have left while they were in there, doing their thing. Hell-to-the-no.

Only me. 

What was your most embarrassing moment of late?


1 comment:

  1. Mine is when I was at work and Heather Marih sent me a video titled "the weirdest video ever" naturally I was curious so I opened it on my phone. Well, a few seconds after it started playing my coworker walked up behind me, saw the video and said "omg are you watching porn!" I quickly stopped the video and with a super red face tried to explain that my crazy friend sent me this weird interpretive dance performance. So, yeah now he says I watch weird bondage porn. I don't think I will ever live it down. Lol.... thanks Heather.

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